FAQ: Instructions for Living
Life throws you a curve ball?
come out of left field
make lemonadeThe going gets tough?
shuffle the cards
find a paddleLife got you on the ropes?
cut ropes, use as straps
to pull up on bootsPainted into a corner?
find the outside of a box
think inside itDon’t have a leg to stand on?
put your foot down, get a shoe that fits
wear itGoing down the tubes?
apply elbow grease and
go with the flowBanging your head against the wall?
remove wall
find helmetJone’s grass is always greener?
adjust scope
offer to mow itBetween a rock and hard place?
catch 22 birds
with one stoneListen. Buy a new box of
or don’t.
chocolates. Mix with a bowl
of cherries and deal a new hand.
Just do it.
whatever you do,
know this